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This used to be on www.leagueofsupervillains.com which appears to now be defunct. Fortunately we were able to save a copy of this text
from the now-gone site.
NAME:
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The
Beef Chief |
AGE:
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21 |
RANK:
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High
Commander, Galactic Conquerors. |
EVIL
LAIR:
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"The
Beef Star" - Intergalactic Battle Station, shaped like a giant Big
Mac. |
HISTORY:
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Trampled
by a panicked herd of radioactive cattle as a teenager, Barry Hutchison
soon discovered he had gained incredible bovine based powers, far beyond
those of mortal men. Cast at odds with a world that didn't understand
him, young Barry became The Beef Chief, and swore to exact his revenge on
an unfeeling cosmos. |
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Possessing
an incredibly strong psychic link with most commercial meat and
meat based products, The Beef Chief has the ability to control cows, pigs,
sheep and chickens, before and after they've made it to the butcher's
chopping block. When in France, The Beef Chief can also enforce
his will on horses, snails, and certain parts of frogs, albeit to a lesser
extent.
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WEAPONS:
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With
his awesome Meat Control abilities, The Beef Chief rarely needs to dirty
his hands in combat. Should a one on one battle ever present itself,
however, The Beef Chief's arsenal will not be found lacking. When
hurled, his mighty Spam Javelin can pierce even the toughest defences, and
the chances of him sustaining any injuries are greatly reduced thanks to
his Cattle Bone Armour and shiny Meat Helmet. He
can also often be seen riding into battle on his mighty steed - a particularly
angry bull called Russell. |
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Though
often shunning human contact in favour of his beloved meat, The Beef Chief
has, on occasion, worked alongside fellow Supervillains Spoon
Goon and Toastmaster, with disastrous
results every time. He formed the league along with The
Budgie Inspector in a last ditch attempt to become more of a "people
person". Time alone shall tell if the attempt will succeed. |
E-MAIL:
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TheBeefChief@leagueofsupervillains.com |
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